Black Magik Bimbos

   You two just couldn’t leave well enough alone.

   It’s sad. The two of you compliment one another as you lead yourselves to your demise. One of you has inter dimensional dreams that show current events of the people she has connections with and your other half’s paranoia convinces you there is evil at work and the two of you set about to make things right. That’s where the two of you went wrong. You thought you would send a little disruptive energy instead of

   So you showed you have a little innate ability with some doll magik and decided you were good enough to play “Whack the Shaman.”  OK, it was cute for a little while. I’d feel the intent of an energy drain, I saw the inter-dimensional openings that were supposed to work as gateways for your creepies to pop through and you even got through at a couple body shots. Not bad. Reminded me of when I was teaching kids martial arts. I would stop paying attention and daydream and they would make a connection. I can’t get mad at that.

   However I have a few problems with you two. The first thing is you were attacking me for no reason. I was going to let that go just because you’re young and stupid. The next thing is you didn’t even care about your work enough to sufficiently evaluate your target to know how to destroy it, much less, take the thought needed to sufficiently evaluate the target’s immediate environment for potential collateral damage. That’s right. When your efforts didn’t work on me they bounced to someone very close to me. Someone I love very much. The same person you say you like. Bad bimbos, bad, bad.

   I hate a sloppy hit. The good news is the two of you, through your moronic efforts, have qualified yourselves as targets, suitable for training exercises that will benefit and improve the skills of the woman you whacked. Your irresponsible and malicious behavior proves you are a threat to the innocent of all planes and forms.  Since you seem to have too much time on your hands, I will provide several means to keep you more occupied and focused on something more important.  You trying to preserve your very existence sounds like a good warm up. Make sure you always pay very close attention to your immediate surroundings.

   I’m fair and compassionate. For starters, I am giving your stuff back to you, with improvements. I’m that kind of guy. I’m even going to give you advanced lessons you can see the effects of first hand. You ladies don’t have the fear thing down yet. When you send that kind of Magik you can’t just send one aspect, you need to send a whole package. Fear is the appetizer for terror, anquish, futility, despair, paranoia and hopelessness. In the Magik you were trying to send, if you do it right, a murder/ suicide is the icing on the cake. I promise you will completely understand how this is supposed to go. You black magik bimbos will think twice before your next audacious fugue. Consider your twink a sacrifice.

   Welcome to the other side of Shamanism.